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Thursday, May 13, 2010

"The 1% Megan Fox Theory" and "The Andrew E. Factor Theory".

Ahhhhhhh.. At last, The election had gone smoothly despite some technical dysfunctions.

Enough of those political shits. Let's talk about other things. Hahahahahaha!

I'm sure it's not common for you to see a very sexy and beautiful girl along with a "not so handsome guy"? Hahaha!

For sure some will make some comments like, "Parang bubog yung lalaki, kasi nabulag nya yung girl", "Yung lalaki e parang TV, kasi nakakasira sya ng mata" or some will say "Talo yung puhunan nung babae, kasi lugi sya dun sa lalaki".

Some will assume that maybe the guy is a rich one, and the girl is a miner. hahaha! It's very common for all of us to be judgmental. Studies shown that some of the most beautiful girls had fallen to the bad boy types and the "not so Pogi types". haha! But have you pondered why these phenomenas are happening? Have you ever thought that there are some scientific explanations behind these things? Me and my friend had developed our own theories about this.



Have you heard the "Andrew E. Factor"? Named after the one who popularized the song, "Humanap ka ng pangit" during the early 90's. In these theory, the main reason why the girls are going gaga to the subject guys are Humor. Yeah. You heard it right guys. That's the reason why the girls often chooses to go with a Rene Requiestas type rather than a Jake Cuenca type. Faces are just faces. Some day it will deteriorate. But the talent to make someone laugh without being tagged as trying hard or "Corny" will always be there. But sometimes being corny works favorably for you. Tama ba ako Ren? hahaha! Speaking of talent, girls also considers talent as an effective weapon. Yeah. Mas effective yung lalaking videoke king kesa yung lalaking walang ginawa kundi pumroject maghapon. hahaha! And Remember, In every Richard Gutierrez look alike, there are 2 Rene Requiestas look alike that balances the nature using their incredible sense of humor. Examples given includes Steven Tyler(Aerosmith, Vocalist), Long Mejia(Comedian), Vic Sotto(Comedian) Etc. hahahahaha!



E yung "1% Megan Fox Theory" e narinig nyo na ba? hahahaha! It's one of the craziest ideas I've heard from my friend. He told me that this idea is originally from Howard Wolowitz of Big Bang Theory. The only difference of his theory is that he added some probability shit on that theory. It says that there is a point twenty five percent(0.25%) that Megan Fox will go here in our country, and another point twenty five percent(0.25%) that she will be accidentally finding her way to meet you probably by crossing her way in a mall, and add a point twenty five percent(0.25%) that Megan Fox will be falling into a fucking notorious spell called "Love at first Sight" at you(Pambihira, ang baduy pero ang swerte nung makakabulag kay Megan Fox. hahaha!). And plus one more point twenty five percent(0.25%) that Ms. Fox will never leave this country because she is badly in-love with you. That makes a whopping landslide one percent(1%) of probability that these things will happen.. hahaha!

pero may point yung kaibigan ko. one percent is still one percent. May chance na mangyari yun. Maybe one in a Five to Six Billion chance. Cut the crap, May chance pa din na mangyari. At yun yung point.



Nowadays, face value is one of the most important parameter in finding your fucking "True Love"(Dyusko po. Ang baduy talaga. ahaha!) Heh. Cut it this fucking Pop culture. Just like what I have said a while ago, Faces are faces, pero balang araw e tatanda din yung mga mukhang yan. But the talent to make someone happy will always be there. lagi yang nandyan. And I think ang hinahanap ng mga matured(pero hndi matrona) na babae e yung mga taong makakapagpasaya sa kanila sa habang buhay. Hindi yung mga basta basta nagpapa-cute lang. Yeah, very well said. Oo nga naman, Pwede ka bang magpa-cute lang habang buhay? Good looks? Bonus lang siguro yan. Ang mahalaga e ika nga ni manong Johnny e "Gusto ko Happy ka". hahaha!

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"Balang Araw".

- Theory of Force

2 comments:

  1. may mali ka dud.,hindi kay Sheldon Cooper ko nakuha yung idea na yun.,kay Howard Wolowitz....

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  2. ayan.. corrected na bords.. hehe

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